What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What day is your mom always right?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What do math teachers eat?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why are trees always so positive?