Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?