Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

How do you make a cow float?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Where would you find an elephant?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?