Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

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Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?