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What did the sick chicken say?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

How do bears keep cool?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?