What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What car always breaks the rules?

How do bears keep cool?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

How is life like toilet paper?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why is summer always sad?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why was the spider so smart?