What do pigs do over the summer?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What tea do footballers drink?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Where do termites go camping?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why are basketball courts always wet?