What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
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