What do cows always add to their salad?
Cattle ranch dressing!
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do cows say when you milk them?
How is cat food sold?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
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