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Cattle ranch dressing!
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What kind of music do planets like?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
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