How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What did the bread do on vacation?

How do you arrest a pig?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What is the emptiest holiday?