What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Where do termites go camping?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?