Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What car always breaks the rules?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

I'm not a bad putter.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?