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Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?