What did the bread do on vacation?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?