Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Which is the worst season?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?