What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Which dog loves to rob banks?