What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why was the bud so shy?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What game does chlorine never lose?

How do bees get to school?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What is a cow's dream job?