What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?