Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

How do you compliment a cat?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?