What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?