What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What did the confused bee say?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What kind of car do eggs drive?