Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What did the beaver say to the tree?