What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What do you call a pile of cats?

How do trees get access to the internet?

I broke my finger!

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What animal has the most fun?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?