If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?