Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?