What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What does an evil hen lay?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?