What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why are books always so angry?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?