What did the bread do on vacation?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

How do frogs get to work?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

How do you grill cheese?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?