Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why is the beach so confident?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
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