Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What animal likes to party the most?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?