What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

A book just fell on my head.

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?