Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
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Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
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What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Families are like fudge.
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