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What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why was the bud so shy?
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Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What's E.T. short for?
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