What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?