Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do you call octopus twins?

We had a discussion about roses.

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What do you call a short cow?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?