What do you call a greedy elf?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Which elf is the best singer?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?