Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What did the sick chicken say?

How does a barber get to work?