Which type of dog is great at drawing?
A goldendoodle.
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What day do hands always go to church?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
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