What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Which tree can't stop crying?

How do you grill cheese?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What kind of books do boats write?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?