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What's a car's favorite TV show?

What car can't keep a secret?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Where do chips wear socks?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What's the holiest insect?

What's the friendliest pen?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

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