Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

Why do all the planets get along?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What do you call a silly hill?