What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What do you call a sad latte?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Where do hamsters come from?