What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

When is Dad's bedtime?