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What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

How does one gelatin greet another?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Which animal will never go bald?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

A book just fell on my head.