How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
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