How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do fairies always drink?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How do frogs get to work?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
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