Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What is an archer's favorite store?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Where do vampires keep their money?