How did the pirate call his mother?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

How does a sidewalk address a question?