My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?