Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What are you studying in math?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?