Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What time is your dentist appointment?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?