What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

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What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?