Why did the duck cross the road?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

How are teens like cats?

What did one plate say to the other?

Where does breakfast live?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Bears love exotic cars.