When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
Why do cats love to work?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call octopus twins?
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