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When you're a mouse.
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How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How much does freedom weigh?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
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