What dogs are always lying to you?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Where do birds go to drink?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Which singer could always break a five?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Why was the musician arrested?

How does a witch play loud music?