When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Which big cat loves to drive?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
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