What kind of car does a chicken have?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What's the laziest vegetable?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?