Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?