What's a car's favorite TV show?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?