Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

How do snowmen get information?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?