How many insurance policies do cats need?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why did the student always get straight A's?