What is blue and not heavy?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Which family member is always relieved?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.