Do you have the best ceiling?

Why are cars magic?

What's a henway?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?