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What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?