Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Which plant has the best roar?

How did the tree get lost?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What bee is good for your health?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why was the cat so small?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why did the Easter egg hide?