Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

How do hurricanes see?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What animal floats best?