How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's a henway?
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