I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?