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Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What is a cow's dream job?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Which insect makes the best father?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?