Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?