How do locomotives know where to go?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?