What's the world's weakest animal?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How did the mermaid call her friends?