What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why do cubes make great referees?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why are frogs always so happy?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?