Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?