What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
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Why do trees have so many friends?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
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