What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
The Jet-sons.
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What animal has the most fun?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
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