Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What animal likes to party the most?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the sickly elevator say?