What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A book just fell on my head.

What is a spider's favorite book?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Where do ants go to eat?

What's the loudest Christmas song?