Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
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