What kind of car do eggs drive?

What car always breaks the rules?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What's the loudest sport?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

How do you make a cow float?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?