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What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

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How does NASA organize a company party?

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What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

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Did Eve have a date with Adam?

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

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