Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What's the friendliest national park?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?