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What do you call the pig that does karate?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

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What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

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Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?