What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
A hot dog.
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Why should you not pamper a cow?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How does a barber get to work?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
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