What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

How did the coach get his quarterback?