Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything.
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do fish do at parades?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
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