Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything.
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
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