Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything.
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Where do birds go to drink?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
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