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Where do hamsters come from?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What was the first animal in space?

Why do cows wear bells?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What did March say to the madness?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?