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Candy corn.
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Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
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Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
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