Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
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