What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do little fish love to play with?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Which animal is the most religious?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?