What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

How does a squid go into battle?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What birds always travel in twos?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?