Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What are baby potatoes called?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
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