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Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

How do birds threaten one another?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?