What sound does a witch's car make?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What are baby potatoes called?

What do you call octopus twins?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Which subject has two parts?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?