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Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What animal likes to party the most?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What birds make average students?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?