What animal should you never play poker with?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Which computer won the talent show?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?