What animal floats best?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What's the richest basketball team?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?