What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?