What makes music in your hair?
A headband.
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why do math teachers love March?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
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