What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

What is a cow's dream job?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why do cows always skip gym class?