What makes music in your hair?
A headband.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What goes zzub, zzub?
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