What makes music in your hair?
A headband.
What's a henway?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why are boxers good comedians?
How does the sun listen to music?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
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