What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

How do hurricanes see?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What do fish do at parades?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Someone stole all my lamps.