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What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

How do bees get to school?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?