What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Gone With the Wind.
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Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did the calf play in the school band?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
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