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Why did the professor write on the window?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

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How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

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What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

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What did the Dorito say to his son?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

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