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What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What siblings are always sad?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What did summer say to spring?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

How do you drive a man crazy?