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What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What goes zzub, zzub?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What makes pirates such good singers?