Where do polar bears vote?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?