Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Which president loved to take baths?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?