Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why is a doctor always calm?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?