What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What do you call a sad latte?

What's the slowest 5k?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Where do stars go to college?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?