Why are boxers good comedians?
They really know their punchlines.
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What time of day was Adam created?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's the loudest sport?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
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