What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did Snow White⢠say while waiting in line for her photos?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did Pinocchioâ˘ď¸ hate his nose?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did Tigger⢠stick his head in the toilet?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
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