Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Where do chips wear socks?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What is the biggest ant in the world?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

How do scientists freshen their breath?