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Elvis Parsley.
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What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
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What did the salad say to its dad?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
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