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What time of day was Adam created?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?