What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What kind of music do planets like?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?