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Elvis Parsley.
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Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
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What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
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