What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do you call two birds in love?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?