What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Where do polar bears vote?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What's E.T. short for?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?