Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

How do amoebas make calls?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why don't wolves like fast food?